Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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