- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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