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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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whats 69+2? 71

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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