Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Get on your knees Ho

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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