An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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poop

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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