What do I hate? people

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Poop

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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do you have a wife?

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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