Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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