- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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