your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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arena football

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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