Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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