What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Well, there's one way...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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