- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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