Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Major League Soccer

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Womens rights

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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