Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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