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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Potato!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

7+5=12

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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