- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

chuck norris

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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