- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What did david give back? Nothing.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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