- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Obama

this is not an anti joke

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

guest what i love pancakes

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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