what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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your moms my other ride

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Yock

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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British Dentistry

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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