- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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