What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

darude- sandstorm

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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