- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

im not food

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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