What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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smell the vitamin C

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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I like your hair

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NAACP

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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knock knock no ones home

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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