Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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