- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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