Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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