Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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