Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Man U

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Potato!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What happened to my sunglasses?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Women's rights.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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