- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Mullets

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man killed himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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