hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Justin Bieber's mother.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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