- Anti Joke

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Bumsniffer

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes