What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Set up Punch line.

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