This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Woman rights.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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