a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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say cheese

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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