My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's clear and wet? water

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Female rights.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Your biggest fan.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

retard

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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