- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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