Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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why am I writing this...im bored

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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