what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Phew... it's gone.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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willie revilame

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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