A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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