- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

dyslexics of the world untie!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Sex vagina. lol.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.