Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

haha Otarts was here

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

destiny

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A man walks into a vagina

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A Pakistani news reader.

Womens basketball

Robin, get in the batmobile

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Face...the other white meat!

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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