- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

My wife made me a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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