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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

no pun intended

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

a pornstar comes early to a party

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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