why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what's black and can't swim?

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I'm sn otter

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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