If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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The MLS

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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