- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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