- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Face...the other white meat!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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