- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

why dont they make black forks

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How many light bulbs? 1

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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