Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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