- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Two women were sitting quietly.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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