Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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