You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

the holocaust

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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