- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Your mother is average.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

God. God.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's blue? The sky.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Waffles ate my grandma

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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