Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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