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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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