Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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