Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Anti Joke

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