whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Yock

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Women's rights

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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