- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How High is a Chinese man

sorry got to poo

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

David Cameron

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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