- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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