What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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