- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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