- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Justin Bieber

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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