once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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