Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Anti Joke

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