- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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