- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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