- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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