Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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4-4-2

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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