Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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