- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

men, men like men= men+bed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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