- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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