Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Your mother is average.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Where's the dick??? east

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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