Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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