What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Three black men were walking...

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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America

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Racial Equality

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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hashtags suck balls

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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