Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

woman..parallel parking

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

honest politician

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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