- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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