a pornstar comes early to a party

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Your face

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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