Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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