- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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