- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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