- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

You know what's catchy? A cold

pudding

Why did the house burn down? Obama

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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