- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Bags of delicious poop.

Chuck norris

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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