What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

destiny

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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