- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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