- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity

your mom was so fat that she died.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

ur gay

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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