- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

like most people my age. im 27

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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