I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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You're a frog

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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