what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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