- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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racism...deal with it!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

I have a gay camel

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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