- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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