- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

These Jokes suck.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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