- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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