What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Women's rights

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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