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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Women's rights

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

everybody loves raymond

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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